Free stuff’s the right stuff as Schaefer prowls the hall: “Ocean City – William Donald Schaefer wandered the red carpets at the Maryland Association of Counties convention here yesterday with one thing on his mind: free stuff.“

(Via baltimoresun.com – maryland news.)

OK, the man likes his mousepads. He’s 83. He’s active, engaged, and…totally out of his mind. But that’s not much of a change from when he was Governor, or Mayor–this is the guy, after all, who jumped into the now-gone seal pool at the National Aquarium in a gay-90′s (1890′s) bathing suit, straw hat and inner tube back in the ’80′s.