Archive for October, 2009

More fun with Yahoo IM robot scams

lianabonetti
7:31

is there anything you want to do?5yvwhpbf7h

Sean Gallagher
10:33

I would like to write a 500-word essay on how Yahoo Messenger has become infested with webcam-phishing robots.

lianabonetti
10:33

Hello there!!!

Sean Gallagher
10:34

Are you familiar with the Turing test?

lianabonetti
10:35

Nice to here from you :-)

Sean Gallagher
10:35

I see you are. Let’s play.

lianabonetti
10:35

soo what are you doing right now???are you alone or busy????

Sean Gallagher
10:36

I am busy, but I am alone. My business is being alone and busy.

lianabonetti
10:36

I not doing much im actually bored of chating around will you like to join me

Sean Gallagher
10:37

I would, in fact, be curious to see what sort of enticement you are trying to lead me into like a lamb for the slaughter.  What is your favorite color?

lianabonetti
10:37

IDK any ideas???

Sean Gallagher
10:37

I think it might be beige.

lianabonetti
10:37

weeelll hmm…

Sean Gallagher
10:39

I know! I will send you a check, which you can cash, and then send me part of the money as a money order. And you can keep the rest! That would be fun.

lianabonetti
10:39

Im in the mood to be a bad girl maybe we can talk naughty to each other..like what are you wearing right now???…:-)

Sean Gallagher
10:43

I am wearing a chicken mask.

lianabonetti
10:43

Really :-) well im in little shorts and tank top .. its not much im kinda hot right now and i look cutie in it.

Sean Gallagher
10:44

I somehow suspect you are not, in fact, wearing anything but several lines of  script.  But I find well-written script attractive.  Also, I love fraud!

lianabonetti
10:44

I got new thongs too that i bought at the mall and there the cuttest little things…expenseve too…

Sean Gallagher
10:50

Expenseve is an interesting choice of mispellings.  As is cuttest.

lianabonetti
10:50

Lol so you wanna see me try them on ???it would be real sexy..lol

Sean Gallagher
10:53

The quick red fox jumped over the lazy dog.

lianabonetti
10:53

Are you alone??? I dont wanna anyone else to see im kinda shy…but ur okay besides..

Sean Gallagher
10:53

Are we not all alone, in the end?

lianabonetti
10:53

Yeah i im kinda horny im in the mood right now..lol:-)

Sean Gallagher
10:54

I would prefer not to engage in chat if you have horns.

lianabonetti
10:54

Im gonna put cam up hold on…ill put something sexy and ill put my cam on and you can judge it for me and tell me wich one is the best???

Sean Gallagher
10:55

Oh, here comes the denouement, eh? Where you attempt to lure me off to a malicious website and Russian hackers infiltrate my computer and make it part of their evil zombie botfarm?

lianabonetti
10:56

kk, lemme see, okay go herehttp://tinyurl.com/hotdixi make sure you accept my free cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins to be free, click it k?

Sean Gallagher
10:57

Oh, it’s a tinyurl link!  Oh, my.

lianabonetti
10:57

Its http://tinyurl.com/hotdixi and remeber the time limit!!!:-)

Sean Gallagher
10:59

I’m sure you’re lovely.

But I do not accept time limits.
lianabonetti
10:59

yup, you gotta put in your info so the system can verify your age, got it?

yea cc is just to verify your age, don’t worry it won’t charge you are on the free cam session, u got in before the 10 mins expired. you in?
Sean Gallagher
10:59

My age can only be verified by God.

I have no credit card.
lianabonetti
10:59

nice, k don’t keep me waiting, im burning up in here!! might have to take off more clothing ;-)

welcome to the 21st century… might wanna move out of mom’s house and catch up on current times!
Sean Gallagher
11:00

So silly. My Mom’s house is in the 21st Century. Plus, I like her drapes.

lianabonetti
11:00

k let me know when you get in so We can invite you directly to my cam sesssion.

Sean Gallagher
11:01

I would prefer to invite you to my cam session.

At http://doyouthinkImanidiot.com
lianabonetti
11:01

k, you in yet babe??

sweet k
Sean Gallagher
11:02

Are you going to look at my webcam?

I need your credit card # to verify your age.
lianabonetti
11:02

when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS k?

yup
Sean Gallagher
11:03

Okay, give me your credit card #

lianabonetti
11:03

k

Sean Gallagher
11:03

Can you speak portugese too?

lianabonetti
11:04

k

Sean Gallagher
11:04

I have a thing for chat robots that speak portugese.

Still waiting for your credit card info.
I have this skateboard I want to buy for my cat.
11:08

Well, you’re no fun anymore. Thank you for failing the Turing test!