is there anything you want to do?5yvwhpbf7h
I would like to write a 500-word essay on how Yahoo Messenger has become infested with webcam-phishing robots.
Are you familiar with the Turing test?
Nice to here from you 
I see you are. Let’s play.
soo what are you doing right now???are you alone or busy????
I am busy, but I am alone. My business is being alone and busy.
I not doing much im actually bored of chating around will you like to join me
I would, in fact, be curious to see what sort of enticement you are trying to lead me into like a lamb for the slaughter. What is your favorite color?
I think it might be beige.
I know! I will send you a check, which you can cash, and then send me part of the money as a money order. And you can keep the rest! That would be fun.
Im in the mood to be a bad girl maybe we can talk naughty to each other..like what are you wearing right now???…
I am wearing a chicken mask.
Really well im in little shorts and tank top .. its not much im kinda hot right now and i look cutie in it.
I somehow suspect you are not, in fact, wearing anything but several lines of script. But I find well-written script attractive. Also, I love fraud!
I got new thongs too that i bought at the mall and there the cuttest little things…expenseve too…
Expenseve is an interesting choice of mispellings. As is cuttest.
Lol so you wanna see me try them on ???it would be real sexy..lol
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Are you alone??? I dont wanna anyone else to see im kinda shy…but ur okay besides..
Are we not all alone, in the end?
Yeah i im kinda horny im in the mood right now..lol
I would prefer not to engage in chat if you have horns.
Im gonna put cam up hold on…ill put something sexy and ill put my cam on and you can judge it for me and tell me wich one is the best???
Oh, here comes the denouement, eh? Where you attempt to lure me off to a malicious website and Russian hackers infiltrate my computer and make it part of their evil zombie botfarm?
kk, lemme see, okay go herehttp://tinyurl.com/hotdixi make sure you accept my free cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins to be free, click it k?
Oh, it’s a tinyurl link! Oh, my.
I’m sure you’re lovely.
But I do not accept time limits.
yup, you gotta put in your info so the system can verify your age, got it?
yea cc is just to verify your age, don’t worry it won’t charge you are on the free cam session, u got in before the 10 mins expired. you in?
My age can only be verified by God.
I have no credit card.
nice, k don’t keep me waiting, im burning up in here!! might have to take off more clothing 
welcome to the 21st century… might wanna move out of mom’s house and catch up on current times!
So silly. My Mom’s house is in the 21st Century. Plus, I like her drapes.
k let me know when you get in so We can invite you directly to my cam sesssion.
I would prefer to invite you to my cam session.
k, you in yet babe??
sweet k
Are you going to look at my webcam?
I need your credit card # to verify your age.
when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS k?
yup
Okay, give me your credit card #
Can you speak portugese too?
I have a thing for chat robots that speak portugese.
Still waiting for your credit card info.
I have this skateboard I want to buy for my cat.
11:08
Well, you’re no fun anymore. Thank you for failing the Turing test!
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nina.skies 9:01: nina.skies wants your attention!
Sean Gallagher 9:02: nina.skies wants your attention!
nina.skies 9:03: Hello there!!!
Sean Gallagher 9:03: Hello there. What can I do for you?
nina.skies 9:03: how are you doing????
Sean Gallagher 9:03: I am fine!!!! Who is this???
nina.skies 9:04: soo what are you doing right now???
Sean Gallagher 9:04: I am working on an investigative report on IM phishing.
nina.skies 9:04: I not doing much im actually bored of chating around would you like to have some fun???
Sean Gallagher 9:05: This is a robot, isn’t it.
nina.skies 9:05: IDK any ideas???
Sean Gallagher 9:06: This is definitely a robot
[block user nina.skies]
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Mooch got his ear pierced today. A centimeter-wide hole in his right ear is testament to a bite from something–I’m guessing another cat, but maybe something he was trying to eat. In any case, as the vet talked with me and looked at Mooch’s extensive medical history, he remembered that I had been an editor at Ziff Davis, and was a a tech journalist. So he took the opportunity to rave about his Palm Pre.
He was most excited about the “home brew” applications he had installed, which required him to get to the Linux command line on the Pre. And how he had installed a hack of the GPS and the networking on the Pre that allowed him to remote login to his Pre, and fetch the GPS location of the phone if he had lost it.
He let me look at his for a few minutes, because–surprise–I have been so deep in the world of defense tech lately, I haven’t even had a chance to look at a Pre on a store shelf, let alone evaluate one. And yes, after a cursory examination of the Pre, even with its microscopic keys, the Pre has moved up on my list of potential replacements for my Blackberry 8700c. (I absolutely loathe screen-typing on the iPhone–I need physical feedback, being a touch typist.)
That is, if I ever get free of AT&T, what with every other member of my family on an AT&T phone, and two of them on iPhones.
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